The
Unauthorised Bio
A completely personalised illustrated biography of someone you know far too well.
10 questions. One photo.
One gloriously unauthorised hardback book.
Funny. Personal. Ridiculously giftable.
Everyone has a story.
Some need explaining.
Some people have a story involving remarkable achievements, great adventures and profound wisdom.
Others snore, lose their keys three times a day and have a suspicious relationship with Amazon deliveries.
We celebrate all of it.
The Unauthorised Bio turns a handful of facts about someone you love into a witty, beautifully designed hardback biography—with illustrated chapters and all the unnecessary seriousness of a major literary release.
Produced entirely without the subject’s cooperation. Which is probably for the best.
You provide the material.
We make it literature.
Ten easy questions.
Their habits, obsessions, favourite phrases and questionable decisions. Short answers are perfect.
One good photo.
The starting point for the illustrated character who will star in their very own biography.
A proper hardback.
A personalised story, custom illustrations and a book made especially for them. Ready to give, unwrap and cause accusations.
Meet Lulu.
Funny. Adventurous. Chaotic.
Lulu loves dogs, horses and travel. She snores. She forgets everything. She has absolutely no filter.
She’s brilliant at writing and making people laugh. She cannot cook.
And if she ever wins £10 million? She intends to tell absolutely nobody.
Exactly the sort of life that deserves documenting.
Introducing our sample biography
The Completely Unauthorised Biography of Louise “Lulu”
A life conducted with enthusiasm, questionable planning and absolutely no filter.
Illustrated book preview coming soon.
A proper little book.
A very personal present.
We’re creating personalised hardbacks with their own cover, title page, contents, illustrated chapters and epilogue. Beautifully unnecessary publishing seriousness, from beginning to end.
Big birthdays
For someone who has spent decades giving you material.
Your favourite people
Partners, parents and friends who are impossible to buy for.
A grand send-off
Retirements, leaving presents and lives ready for their next chapter.
By Lou Harper.
Because if somebody is going to turn your friend’s questionable life choices into literature, it might as well be a writer.
Currently getting
ready for print.
We’re preparing our first books. Ordering, prices and delivery details will be available here when we launch.
10 questions. One photo.
Their whole life—completely unauthorised.